Tagline: If Jason still haunts you…you’re not alone.
Director: Danny Steinmann
Writers: Martin Kitrosser, David Cohen, Danny Steinmann
Starring: Melanie Kinnaman, John Shepherd, Anthony Barile, Carol Locatel, Ron Sloan, Shavar Ross, Richard Lineback, Tiffany Helm, Todd Bryant, Corey Feldman, Jere Fields, Ric Mancini, Corey Parker, Jerry Pavlon, Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
18 | 1hr 32min | Horror
Budget: $2,200,000 (estimated)
It took producers a whole year to renege on Friday the 13th’s promise that Part IV would indeed be the final chapter, and the $22,000,000 it raked in at the box office – more than ten times its allocated budget – tells you exactly why.
Jason was far too big a draw to put to bed in 1984, and you have to believe that the studio was aware of this when promoting its series ending declaration; in all likelihood, Jason’s demise was nothing more than a cynical marketing gimmick. That being so, they did stick to their promise in a sense – at least for another year – because this time Jason is not the culprit, and only appears through the twisted mind of franchise mainstay Tommy Jarvis.
By now Tommy is an adult – in spite of the fact that A New Beginning is set only a year after The Final Chapter – a movie in which he was no more than 12 years old. This unforgivable oversight notwithstanding, the film at least stays true to the Tommy character, who is understandably not doing so great after the events of the previous instalment, and suffering from horrific nightmares in which Jason attempts to enact his revenge after having his head impaled with a machete.
In light of this, Tommy has been sent to the Pinewood home for delinquents, a rather lax institution that never thinks to search the knife-possessing Tommy upon his arrival, and even allows the more deranged of its residents to wander the grounds with an axe, leading to the murder of a puerile creature named Joey, who although harmless and rather dull-witted, fully deserves to be hacked into pieces for no apparent reason.
Two more cretins ripe for the choppin’ are local yokels Ethel and Junior, whose dissentient ravings threaten to have the institute closed down. Strange then, that they fail to capitalise on Joey’s brutal and very public murder only hours later. In fact, not only does Pinewood go unpunished for its fatal acts of negligence, its workers barely receive a telling off and are allowed to continue on in a manner that will spell the end for a whole bunch of spuriously indifferent teenagers.
Although Tommy takes meds to calm himself down – the kind that don’t need digesting and for some reason work instantly – he continues to have visions of Jason, and wanton acts of destruction and violence are designed to have us suspecting him as one of the movies possible culprits, and there are so many to choose from here, including the increasingly violent Ethel and perhaps the most useless red herring in all of movie history in an unnamed man who randomly drops by offering to work for food.
Ironically, A New Beginning features the only sheriff in the entire series who actually puts two and two together and suspects that Jason is responsible for the community’s spate of murders – but then again, this is the only film that has not taken place at the infamous Camp Crystal, so why on Earth would he make such an assumption? Even when this movie attempts to be logical it fails miserably.
In the end, it is left up to resident hottie Pam – played by a positively enchanting Melanie Kinnaman -to reveal the murderer’s true identity and ultimately save the day. That someone is a character you might not expect, mainly due to the dubiously minuscule screen time afforded to them, but unless you’re completely vacuous you will be able to guess the culprit in no more than ten minutes thanks to one of the most obvious vengeful-eyed close-ups you are ever likely to be subjected to. Correction – two vengeful-eyed close-ups.
You have been warned!
Unfortunately, it is pretty slim pickings in perhaps the most edited-for-gore instalment in the entire series, but one unlucky teen gets pinned to a tree with a leather strap, which is then tightened until his eyes and head are crushed. At least I assume his head is crushed. Thanks to those God-fearing bastards at the Motion Picture Association of America, who set about castrating the franchise forever, we will sadly never know…
Most Absurd Moment
Coming to the increasingly alluring Pam’s rescue, Pinewood’s resident prepubescent Reggie uses a tractor to smash through a barn, chugging forth at all of 2mph and somehow managing to take Jason by surprise in the ten minutes our killer has to move out of the way before being mowed down. I mean, really!
Most Absurd Dialogue
Subjected to a bout of insufferable son Junior’s nonsensical babbling, backwoods mother Ethel shoots from the hip as he grotesquely slurps from a bowl of broth.
Ethel: You big dildo! Eat your fucking slop!
I couldn’t have phrased it better myself.
Despite featuring more plot holes than the rest of the sequels put together, A New Beginning is perhaps more enjoyable than some in the series due to its abject silliness. That being the case, this was also the first sequel which felt the rather hefty chop of the MPAA, and even though our killer looks and acts like Jason, it still isn’t Jason, and for fans of the franchise that in itself is enough to inspire apathy.
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