Absurd poster

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Director: Joe D’Amato
Writer: George Eastman
Starring: George Eastman, Annie Belle, Charles Borromel, Katya Berger, Kasimir Berger, Hanja Kochansky, Ian Danby, Ted Rusoff, Edmund Purdom
Banned | 1hr 36min | Horror, Slasher, Video Nasty
Budget: (Unknown)


There is nothing particularly absurd about Joe D’Amato’s cynical exercise in slasher filmmaking; in spite of its reputation, it’s actually a pretty bog-standard affair.

Gaining notoriety as one of the 72 ‘video nasties’ deemed unfit for public consumption by the Video Recordings Act of 1984, and even making it onto the list of 39 titles successfully prosecuted under the Obscene Publications Acts, it is a transparent derivative of John Carpenter’s Halloween, leeching off its popularity without ever quite figuring out what made it so effective in the first place. Far from the agonizingly-paced slice of subtlety it aspires to emulate, the movie is little more than a platform for a series of graphic murders that leave you feeling empty rather than scared, but perhaps that was the intention.

Back in the early 1980s, the pre-certificate home video market provided a new platform for independent filmmakers, and with so many under the radar movies flying off the shelves it was impossible for the censorship boards to keep pace or indeed be aware of them. The likes of Romero and Carpenter had shown us that talent and ingenuity can go a long way in covering up for a lack of monetary input, and given the right marketing strategy and technical nous careers could be forged and a mint could be made. For those lacking the expertise and foresight necessary to succeed on their own merit, it was the marketing aspects that proved vital, and nothing attracts the masses like a little notoriety, something hardcore porn distributor D’Amato had a long and storied history in.

Absurd 1981 Drill
Okay, now you may feel a slight prick.

As a consequence, investors were lining up to take part in the VHS revolution, leading to a period of exploitative smash-and-grab filmmaking that eschewed creativity and technical panache for by-the-numbers derivatives that set out to make their name based on shock value alone, and with Absurd D’Amato does just that. Growing up, I was fascinated by the black market phenomenon known as the ‘video nasty.’ It had caused such a commercial stir back in the mid-80s that the school playground lent those movies an almost mystical air. It didn’t matter that we hadn’t seen a single second of the cut material. An unhealthy imagination was all that was required, and fantasy invariably outdoes reality. Never was this more evident than with the fabled ‘video nasty’.

Absurd is a quasi-sequel to D’Amato’s previous effort Antropophagus, also banned following the Video Recordings Act of 1984, a fact that allowed the director the kind of notoriety he thrived on. D’Amato has directed so many movies (almost 200) that his output is close to that of Walmart, and for the most part just as efficient and unremarkable. The guy is no joke, he can direct just fine, and when it comes to nonsensical smut there is arguably no finer peddler, but when it comes to effective horror filmmaking he lacks the charm and panache of some of his fellow Italian directors, and Absurd suffers from some pretty serious pacing issues.

Absurd Katya
If any axe murderers show up, just scream and I’ll come get you.

The plot is almost identical to that of Carpenter’s Halloween: an escaped maniac goes on a brutal killing spree before stalking two kids and a babysitter. Back in 1978, Michael Myers had a very specific and believable reason for stalking Jamie Lee Curtis’ surprisingly resourceful babysitter. Absurd‘s rampaging boogeyman, Mikos, has no such reason. He just randomly shows up. In fact, everything about this movie is random, and the fact that we are never able to make a connection with any of the characters kills the tension dead. It’s murder for the sake of it; filmmaking in its most literal and rudimentary form.

Like Myers, our killer is nigh on indestructible thanks to a medial quirk that sees his blood coagulate at a quite incredible rate, giving him an almost limitless capacity for recovery. The crux is that the killer’s brain deteriorates at a similar rate, plunging him ever deeper into the realms of insanity, and it seems that only a priest (Edmund Purdom) has the knowledge to bring this madness to an end as he does his best Dr. Samuel Loomis impression for a group of dubious detectives.

Absurd 1981
Mikos in pursuit of his dry cleaner.

In terms of shock value and nihilistic imagery, the movie excels. A doctor’s drill, a bandsaw and an oven are just some of our killer’s weapons of choice as he lurches from victim to victim in a cotton shirt and sneakers, growling like a dull-witted mountain bear and exuding none of the mystery that forges the very best horror villains. Our killer is played by D’Amato go-to guy George Eastman, who would also pen the screenplay in the vein of an American slasher after rejecting the original, which was a more direct sequel to Antropophagus in the Italian mode. One can only imagine the state of that script.

Technically, the movie is efficient but rushed, perhaps an indication of the director’s phenomenal output, and some of the film’s tension-building scenes were in need of some serious TLC. There are plus points: some convincing practical effects and a wonderful score by Carlo Maria Cordio which really hammers home the nihilistic vibe that the movie lives and dies by, but time has deprived the movie of much of its outrage, and a twist ending, cleverly echoing the ‘video nasty’ hysteria of the day, seems to come out of nowhere and has no lasting impression.

Still, thanks to the furore surrounding the whole scandal, the original Medusa pre-certificate home video release is one of the rarest and most sought after artefacts for VHS collectors. Sometimes it really is what’s on the outside that counts.

Best Kill

After wandering into a local abattoir, killer Mikos Stenopolis (Eastman) wrestles a worker’s head onto a worktop and proceeds to tear it in half with a bandsaw. A tepid version of the infamous death in 1989‘s Intruder, but the best Absurd has to offer.

Most Absurd Moment

A colossal fail in editing sees our incapacitated heroine attempting to release herself from some medical equipment for an inordinate amount of time, killing all tension dead. Meanwhile, an unfortunate young woman is pushed into a lighted oven, an excruciating scene worthy of its ‘video nasty’ stature.

Most Absurd Dialogue

After the deranged Mikos is sedated at the hospital following a series of horrific acts, Sgt. Ben Engleman feels it is the appropriate time to partake in a little lighthearted flirting with an on-duty nurse.

Sgt. Ben Engleman: Come on, when is a nice looking girl like you ever alone? And especially at night.’

Nurse: You’re kidding, Ben. This town’s a graveyard. I wish you’d run after me. At least you’re a bachelor.

Sgt. Ben Engleman: That can easily be arranged. Just murder someone and I will.

Interesting Titbit

Like many slashers released in different forms for different countries, Absurd would adopt many different titles: Rosso Sangue, Anthropophagous 2 Monster Hunter Horrible, and The Grim Reaper 2. These titles were simply marketing gimmicks designed to sell the movie on a false promise. One version even featured an incorrect description of the movie in order to cash-in on the hugely popular zombie movies of the time.

Absurd logo


If you like your murder blunt and meaningless, then you will probably get a kick out of D’Amato’s dull and nihilistic slasher. If, however, you like your horror tense or ironic with relatable characters and genuine scares, you may want to look elsewhere. In 1981, morbid curiosity would have made Absurd a must see. Almost forty years later, it has proven anything but.


Written by Edison Smith Editor-in-Chief

Science Fiction Writer, Horror Enthusiast, Scourge of Plutocracy, Creator of vhsrevival.com

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